Worried, “Mom, nothing came out.”
Calmly, “That means you didn’t ejaculate.”
Still worried, “So I jacked off but I didn’t.”
Laughing, “You could say that. “My father. XXX So what do I wear when we go to church tomorrow?”
“Sonya says that boys dress casual and men wear a jacket and tie.”
“So I’ll wear a jacket and tie. Mom?”
“If your father didn’t ejaculate I wouldn’t have gotten pregnant.”
First silent, “Oh, I get it…. Finally the church told my dad that if he couldn’t run a family right, he certainly couldn’t run a church right. Worried, “Mom, nothing came out.”
Calmly, “That means you didn’t ejaculate.”
Still worried, “So I jacked off but I didn’t.”
Laughing, “You could say that. The erotic moments with Maria play over in his mind, more vividly than on a movie screen. The “Jesus this, Jesus that” stuff makes no sense. Do I even have a jacket that fits?”
“Let’s check in the morning.
