“She’s the best she is,” he said, “and,” he went on lowering his voice, “she has a rack that if she were a buck no other male deer would want to fuck with her. XXX “Aye, but don’t call me handsome” I said. What’s your name?” I didn’t look right at her I just looked at her through the corner of my eye. Here there was no smoke and was nicely lit. “Oh yeah, every man in town would like to bump uglies with her” he said with a wink. The pub I went to back when I was still looking for bounty was musty and the air was filled with tobacco smoke. Then she finished and everyone—including me—applauded. “Oh yeah, every man in town would like to bump uglies with her” he said with a wink. I needed a drink, something stronger than wine which had been the only alcoholic beverage I had for the longest time. With you having such bad luck with women and
