“How much?” she asked. “Monday week if I can get the tiles, if you’re not fussed colour wise it should be easy enough.”
“Excellent,” she agreed, “Email me the final quotation and I am sure we have a deal. desi xxx “Absolutely, and I see I am not alone!” she laughed. “Well it’s not good enough, either you rectify it at no cost or I shall sue.”
“OK, text me the address,” I agreed, “I’ll see what I can do.”
“I want rather more than a vague promise,” she said, “You finish at five, I shall expect you at seven this evening, that should give you time for shower and a cheese burger.”
“That’s rush hour!” I protested. “If we do this, like we need the whole room bare, no furniture, it will be about a week after the last coat before you can risk using it again, twelve hours before you dare even walk on it.”
“Oh,” she said, “I see.”
“But why don’t you have a wet room in the basement,
